The All Static Network is here for so many reasons. The brainchild of two broadcasting majors, it has snowballed from a seedling of an idea, into the greatness you see before your eyes (and ears).

What if we put non-stop streaming soothing "static" on the net to download for free? Do we have an audience? Are we nuts? The answer was a huge YES on both accounts!

DO NOT call this "white noise". We will be first to tell you this is NOT WHITE NOISE. We won't get technical on you here, but its a sore spot with us. Just don't go there. There's a difference.

This is a proprietary blend of "herbs and spices" (nope we aren't smoking any of em). We harnessed this from years of experience with noise in general. What are we saying here? We have no idea.